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Oct

My Invisible Child

invisible childI’m convinced that I’ve given birth to another child who is constantly creating havoc in my house! I’ve never seen this rascal but, according to my other kids, he is clearly the one to blame for all the trouble brewing in the house.

Who made this mess?!

Notme.

Who’s making all that daggone noise?!

Notme.

Ok, which one of y’all left all the lights on downstairs?

Notme.

On one hand, I guess I should be grateful for my child Notme. He didn’t take me through a thousand hours of labor. He doesn’t always have his hand out asking for a new pair of sneakers or video game. He’s not eating me out of house and home. He’s not constantly debating with me about what his friends’ parents let them do.

Yeah, I guess I shouldn’t complain…but seriously, Notme, you need to sit down somewhere and stop tearing up my damn house!

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  1. October 28th, 2014 | Angela says:

    Notme… He creeps around my house from time to time too.

  2. October 29th, 2014 | Tammi L. Coles says:

    I don’t even have other kids to blame, but Notme is messing up my place ALL. THE. TIME. :D

  3. October 29th, 2014 | Monica says:

    This is sooo true! Notme STILL lives in my house!

    Thanks for putting words to the madness Ms. Val!!

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